"   I did not intend to get this drunk   "
Me everytime I drink (via upperslut)

(via insical)

"   The smarter the woman is, the more difficult it is for her to find the right man.   "
Oprah Winfrey  (via unmaiden, oldsimplynorule) (via africantea) (via imthatindiechick) (via do-raymi) (via wreckers)